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jesus cheese pattern cheese grater similar sounding prefix - 6788420608
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

spotted pattern Lame Pun Coon stripes waldo double meaning - 6974990592
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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

chip chipped chipping computer double meaning literalism microchip nail pattern - 6581426944
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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

by day degobah go pattern reversal similar sounding speech star wars yoda - 6345391616
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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop