parody

So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop

♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop