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♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop

They left out my favorite: The Weeping Tech-Illiterate! - Matty Malaprop