paradox

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

It's a mansion made for oxymorons! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop