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double meaning homophone homophones lies literalism mnemonic pair paralyze - 5087655680
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

question paradox pair doctor who homophones - 7122076160
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

dice homophones literalism o o' pair paradise similar sounding - 6350420480
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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop