What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop
It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop
You can has moar feline funny ober heer!
Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop
That joke was truly off the chain. - Matty Malaprop
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