It's a thin line between flattery and felony, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop
ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop