... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop
The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop
One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop