Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop
There was a beginning and there was an ending, but I think we can all agree that Star Trek in toto was truly the full package. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop
No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop
