Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop
Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop
To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop