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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

You can always count on Draw Something for people finding creative solutions to vocabulary-related problems. - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop