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SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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Such Terrible, Brilliant Punsmanship Here

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There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

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SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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