This. This is precisely why poor Starfish clams up at every big get-together he attends. - Matty Malaprop
First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop
Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop
I. HATE. EVERYONE. I hate Cody H less than Matt Piece, but still. Different degrees, same underlying disgust. - Matty Malaprop
I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop
Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop
