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Alas, poor Yorick! He was my landlord! - Matty Malaprop

In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop