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after before kristen wiig literalism not similar sounding spelling surname wig wiig - 6080265472
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

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By Kevin Friedemann
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

billboard but caveat church dairy queen great homophone homophones not sundaes sundays win - 4868696576
By josh
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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop