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Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop