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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop

If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop