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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop