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It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop

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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

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By Dave (Via scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

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The overly cutesy nature of that movie always did make me RAGE... - Matty Malaprop

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop