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It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

The overly cutesy nature of that movie always did make me RAGE... - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop

He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop