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hawk hawkers misinterpretation misunderstood no double meaning - 7082596096
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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

standing sign shoulder disobedience misinterpretation literalism no - 6891820032
By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning FAIL idiom lighter literalism lolwut match no zippo - 5325786368
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

bell double meaning homophone knock knock joke no nobel prize prize - 6569977600
Via Reddit
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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

expression face Hall of Fame homophone literalism no o ono suffix surname yes yoko ono - 6179026432
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

classic computer escape key keyboard literalism missing no - 6261363968
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

arms double meaning fire firearms literalism no notice okay face sign - 5358937344
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop