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arms double meaning fire firearms literalism no notice okay face sign - 5358937344
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

expression face Hall of Fame homophone literalism no o ono suffix surname yes yoko ono - 6179026432
By Unknown
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

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By Evoker
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It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

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By Dave (Via scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

Bad Joke Eel body Hall of Fame homophones knows no nobody nose - 6329143040
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

question answer matches no app store - 6793433344
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

title a horse with no name song literalism america no double meaning name horse - 6741680896
By bmelzow
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

bills clever girl double meaning Hall of Fame literalism no post post no bills vandalism - 5415584768
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I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop

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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop