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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Machine wash only. Do not over-soap. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop