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Maybe you just need some cents knoxed into you in order to figure out how it functions? - Matty Malaprop

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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

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If your bookie comes for you and you ain't got no cash, then you're definitely gonna end up hung out to dry. - Matty Malaprop

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21 Funniest Memes of the Day

These memes have been carefully screened by the overlords and found to be up to scratch to give to you connoisseurs of the internet. 

A wise man once told me, You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. I never saw him again. Laugh your butt off even more with some of these fantastic memes or these funny memes, that will break through any level of boredom. (Though your level of procrastination will significantly rise) 

Need to stay up to date on what the latest trends are on Instagram? Well this list of Instagram memes will not help you with that but it will definitely show you the more ridiculous side of the app.

Very funny memes from instagram about pizza, dogs, religion, money, dating, animals, tigers, relationships, competition, games, the weekend, school, university, poop.
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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Entitled Streamer Demands Music for Exposure, Gets Nothing

For someone who's sure they're "going to be a big streamer," they don't seem to have a lock on how to pull down any worthwhile business relationships. It's hard to get inside the heads of entitled people with their absurd audacity, but something tells us it's like being in an iron cage filled with spider webs and screaming. Influencers should know that people don't want to be paid in exposure.

Entitled streamer wants free music for exposure | My rate is 50$ per minute completed music. Is alright? Here is my full commission info if want take look. lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtop 3:12 PM 50$ is too much. Im going be big streamer so should get an exposure discount since thousands will hear music. 3:16 PM Can have link twitch (or whatever site dont really work free anymore, sorry. My rates are already pretty low considering time investment, but maybe can work out some small discount if
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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

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Entitled Individuals and Their Nonstop Demands

It feels weird knowing there are bosses out there who will want you to pay them for the opportunity to work. Or that there are customers out there who will try to return shoes three years after they bought them. It's rare stuff, but boy is it hard to wrap your head around entitled people and their demanding boldness.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Hey are still selling ipad? Yes Sell 100? Sell brand new, never opened $400 iPad 100? No. Come on. If selling must be broke so cant be worth more than 100 already told my kid he could have 3:16 PM Well go ahead and un-tell kid cause he ain't gettin missed video chat with 3:18 PM CALL BACK Why are video calling want tell my kid his face he wont be getting any presents this year because
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

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Entitled People and Their Comical Demands

There's something spectacular about witnessing the unadulterated audacity of absurd entitled people. Whether it's a bridezilla trying to bully a wedding photographer into working for free, a landlord who's baffled why they have to provide their tenants with working faucets, or just some guy who's trying to buy a brand new TV with a wallet full of monopoly money, it never seems to get old. Entitled people with their laughable boldness keep finding new ways to demand ridiculous crap.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Reviews PetSmart Sarah L O 07 00 12/27/15 My husband and have shopped here consistently years, but will use different location now on. They will literally lock doors right face if show up 2 minutes after closing.
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