And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop
Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop
Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop
NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop
The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop
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