Via Butthorn
Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop
I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop
Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop
What can Jamie say? He's the hyneman that lots of different types of lady fall for. - Matty Malaprop