You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

I haven't heard of Zinc, but I'm told they're very Earthy. - Matty Malaprop

Except for sludge metal. That stuff never seems to blow over very well with me. - Matty Malaprop

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

I'mmaLetYouFinishBut #MetallicaIsNotMetal - Matty Malaprop