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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there? DO YOU SEE IT????? - Matty Malaprop

It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop

He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop

Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop