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Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop

He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop

It's obvious to all of us; the tensions around here are most definitely rising. The stern stairs coming from everyone should have been the first sign of trouble. - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

Curse you, military testing site! You've ruined one wholesome photo too many! - Matty Malaprop

And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop