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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop

Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

Rage Comics dude, you just got totally Deen-ied! - Matty Malaprop

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop

I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop

HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop

After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

The storm he brewed could have leveled all of the Midwest, but fortunately he turned off the coil right in the Nik of time. - Matty Malaprop

And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop