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Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.

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I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

Because I can never not lol over YES, THIS IS DOG. - Matty Malaprop

Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

It's brilliant, really. An advice animal meme, without an advice animal, using the background from the wrong advice animal if you're to presume the animal it could be sourced from. It's the anti-meme! - Matty Malaprop