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No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

This helpful calendar mod is yours to copy for free, no strings attached! - Matty Malaprop

The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop

It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop

This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?