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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

Their identicalness is really quite striking, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

And here we've finally found the true source of an angel's light. - Matty Malaprop