Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."
The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop
Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop
Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop
OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop
On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop
Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop
Listen, I'm not saying that I secretly want all orphans to be sucked up into tornadoes and never seen again, but... OKAY YEAH FINE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. - Matty Malaprop
Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop
Get over here and play a video game!
[knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! ... etc. - Matty Malaprop
He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop