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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

Listen, I'm not saying that I secretly want all orphans to be sucked up into tornadoes and never seen again, but... OKAY YEAH FINE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. - Matty Malaprop

[knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! ... etc. - Matty Malaprop

I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop