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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop

You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEVENYA WE WON FOUR O-OSCARS!!! - Matty Malaprop

Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop