He barks all night and he sleeps all day!
... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.
... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop