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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEVENYA WE WON FOUR O-OSCARS!!! - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

Listen, I'm not saying that I secretly want all orphans to be sucked up into tornadoes and never seen again, but... OKAY YEAH FINE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop

[knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! ... etc. - Matty Malaprop

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop