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[knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! ... etc. - Matty Malaprop

I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEVENYA WE WON FOUR O-OSCARS!!! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop