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Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop

Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!