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If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop

Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop