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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Oh, wait, did I say "sage advice?" I meant "3OH!3 is one of the worst bands ever." My mistake. - Matty Malaprop

Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

♪ On the yellow brick road / the coldest story ever writ / somewhere far along this road he lost his limbs / to a witch so wicked/ how could she be so wicked? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop