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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, wait, did I say "sage advice?" I meant "3OH!3 is one of the worst bands ever." My mistake. - Matty Malaprop

The way he sublimates his flow is just so liquid! It's such a gas to behold! - Matty Malaprop

Moar music wins and fails over here!

Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

Guess that I don't need that dough / now you're just some money that I used to owe. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop