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Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

Err'body, Air Bud... I see what you did there, presumably intoxicated shooper. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

The way he sublimates his flow is just so liquid! It's such a gas to behold! - Matty Malaprop

Moar music wins and fails over here!