love

What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop