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The plot for the game is truly amazing. Gere begins his journey living happily in Chicago, but things turn ugly when old friends he though were merely An Officer and a Gentleman reveal themselves to be an Ocelot and a Snake. - Matty Malaprop

Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop

I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

Is that anything like rocket jumping? - Matty Malaprop

Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

Once you've finished devouring the first book in the series, you get to dive right into the dessert that is the sequel: Game of (Ice Cream) Cones. - Matty Malaprop

Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

A great taste that won't disappoint, no matter your creed! - Matty Malaprop

I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop