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I mean, I suppose you could always just try going to a bank, but that just seems so obvious... - Matty Malaprop

Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop