lmfao

Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

... everyday I'm sataying? - Matty Malaprop

Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

He's Vulcan and he knows it. - Matty Malaprop

Party.coli's in the petri dish tonight. - Matty Malaprop