Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop

... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop

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Yo dawg, I heard you like Links... - Matty Malaprop

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Afterparty. - Matty Malaprop

It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

The site of such a succulent piece of pork just has me Tingling in anticipation. - Matty Malaprop