link

What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Afterparty. - Matty Malaprop

Yo dawg, I heard you like Links... - Matty Malaprop

It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

... I'm just going to be honest and admit that this one took me more than a few seconds to get. And then I got it. And then I literally laughed out loud. And then my coworkers all glared at me and I curled into a ball on the floor and started weeping. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop