What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Afterparty. - Matty Malaprop

It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop