lincoln

My title makes about as much sense as this comic. And that's okay, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop