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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

NOOOOOOOOOOOO you didn't even fish the toy out from the bottom first YOU ARE A MONSTER! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Grant Snider. And now I want an Eccentric Old Age Cycle SO FREAKIN' BADLY. Thanks a lot, jerkface. - Matty Malaprop

Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop