Lettuce be honest, we're all about legumes. Lettuce is both a call to be allowed, and a wonderful leafy green found in basically every traditional salad ever. So let in the lettuce to your life, embrace how punny it can truly be, and try a salad, we promise it won't bite.

I'd Really Rather Not...

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The Titanic Hitting the Iceberg

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SMP CLASSIC: Our Father, Who Art in Gardens

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The Titanic Is in a Real Pickle

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Everybody, Romaine Calm!

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Do You Get It?

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