Lame Pun Coon

Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop