Lame Pun Coon

Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop