Lame Pun Coon

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop