Lame Pun Coon

Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop