Lame Pun Coon

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop