Lame Pun Coon

Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

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