Lame Pun Coon

No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop