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Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop

F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop

In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop

And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop