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A knight and shining armor is just a click away. Or a guy with a huge Quixotic complex who might go fight windmills. Whatever the case, knights are a classic and unforgettable part of history. So stay in for the knight and fill up on hilarious knight jokes and puns.

WHYHAVEYOUALREADY WHYHAVEYOUALREADY
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I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question

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By WHYHAVEYOUALREADY
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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

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Shepards Watched Their Phlox by Knight

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By Capt_Nitro
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Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop

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The Round Table

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By WinterLove111
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And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

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Scooby Puns

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By Unknown
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Untitled

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By alexblanco
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Dark Ages Frugality

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Via @Hottest_Carl
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In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

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It Was a Big Advantage in the Dark Ages

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By Unknown
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I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

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The Dark Knight Rises

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Via Reddit
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Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

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The Extra E and I Make All the Difference...

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F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop

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Monty Python and the Fus Ro Dah

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Via m3jcnv
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It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop

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Scooby Puns

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They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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