knight

It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop

I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

In truth, they were looking for one more knight to round out their guard, but Sir Plus was disapproved of by their leader, Sir Reptitious. - Matty Malaprop

And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop