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A subtle knife. A simple instrument, but in a deft hand, a wonderful bladed implement. 

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

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Punny Humor is Always to Die For!

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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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The Surname That Keeps On Giving

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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

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This is Just a Utensilhouette

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I HAVE A KNIFE INSIDE ME????

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Next Step: Ctrl+X

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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

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