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Is that anything like rocket jumping? - Matty Malaprop

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Some say it's a mistake to let the devil in. I say it's totally worth it for the rockin' abs his dark majesty brings to the table. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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