jokes

Hi joke, I'm dad.

These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.

We really wish we didn't laugh at these, but no promises. 

Puns, jokes and silly drawings. That's all we really want! So illustrator duo Swerling & Lazar decided to combine those three things in a single book, The World's Best Jokes For Kids. Featured below are some of our favorites, and what do you know... they all happen to revolve around animals!

Remember those horrible jokes your dad used to tell? Rick Grimes sure does, and he doesn't think something like the zombie apocalypse should spoil all the fun. 

Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Bdum tzzzzz.....

Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were. If you are looking for more Bad Jokes we got you covered, and get ready to entertain the crowd with your highly sharpened sense of humor.

Much of what we take for granted in Western society today comes from Ancient Greece. Democracy? The Greeks. Philosophy? The Greeks. Vending machines? Amazingly, the Greeks. If so much came from the Greeks, what about humor? The answer is here, in these amazing Reddit threads. They prove to us that Greek mythology can make some pretty hilarious (and bad in a good way) jokes. 

The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?

But hey, some dad jokes can be funny too! 

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

Have some pun with 'Siliness is..." project by The Last Lemon

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can't stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns.