But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
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What, you were expecting something different? On a network that worships Johnny Depp? Now that is funny. - Matty Malaprop
Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop
We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop