john lennon

He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop

For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop