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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via Canary Pete)
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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

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By Meqad
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It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

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Via Domics
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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop