'Scuse me, while I Rutherford the sky. - Matty Malaprop
... you might even call her a vixen. - Matty Malaprop
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop
PURPLE HAYS ALL IN MY GRAIN / LATELY THERE HAS BEEN NO RAIN / THINGS AIN'T GROWIN' AND I DON'T KNOW WHY / 'SCUSE ME WHILE I GRAB MY SCYTHE - Matty Malaprop