By Paul (Via www.lukesurl.com)
Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop
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By dominicsoh (Via Pocket Puns)
No, seriously Pocket Puns, Craig Finn has your number. Don't call him; he'll call you. - Matty Malaprop
