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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop

Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop