iron

Iron is an essential mineral in the body. It's also the more simple form of steel and literally changed the world forever since it was first created. So iron out some of those creases with some steaming puns.

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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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By JMJMad1
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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop

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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

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