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Iron is an essential mineral in the body. It's also the more simple form of steel and literally changed the world forever since it was first created. So iron out some of those creases with some steaming puns.

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The Gridding's a Bit Different in Belgium, Though

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Nothing beats a steaming heap of starch-filled waffles in the morning, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Iron Maiden

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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

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He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

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The Best Way to Pump Iron in the Comfort of Your Own Home

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It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop

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Hers is a Heavy Metal Marriage

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Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Inflection is Important

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These two heroes may have letter-for-letter identical names, but I assure you there's a stark contrast between them. - Matty Malaprop

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Roberta Downey, Jr. Stars In...

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By fbastage (Via Empire Online)
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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

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Iron-E

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Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

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She's a Fe-Male!

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

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The Can That's Also a Hero

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