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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales