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Which Would You ASSign to Yourself?

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If your name is Jennifer Connelly, does that make you an Ass-to-Ass? - Matty Malaprop

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Talk About a Buckshot

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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

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Can't We Just Work Alto-gether Now?

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They commenters really knocked this perfect pitch out of the park, now didn't they? - Matty Malaprop

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Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop

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The King of Puns

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Milton Jones shares his punny standup.

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Ewwwww, Green Day

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American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop

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