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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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He'll make you wish you'd never been born. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

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I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop