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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop

If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

He'll make you wish you'd never been born. - Matty Malaprop

He's a nut! He's fruit-fruit in the coconut! - Matty Malaprop

Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

In all fairness to myself (because I'm clearly the most important person here), you really haven't lived until you've tried my Cuttlefish-horseradish scramble! - Matty Malaprop

Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld

Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop