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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop