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bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

books boys double meaning exist existence Hall of Fame in literalism only perfect - 6120571136
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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

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Hall of Fame homophone in literalism nsync similar sounding sink sync - 6307321600
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They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop

umbrella in frankenstein similar sounding literalism frankenstorm - 6729367296
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

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bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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abraham lincoln answer cent double meaning guilty Hall of Fame homophones in innocent least lincoln literalism president question - 5569876992
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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

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in just justin Justin Timberlake literalism similar sounding time - 5749367552
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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

camping classic double meaning homophones in in tents intense literalism tents trip - 6425281536
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I mean, have you ever tried camping sans tent? It's not a particularly pleasant experience. #MontananWisdom - Matty Malaprop

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band double meaning in link linkin park literalism name park - 4820731392
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

admiral fell homophone in inn name - 6036781312
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In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop