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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop

Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

The most telling thing about this, I think, is that when Frank's in stein, he's his own monster. OH MY GOD SO META AND DEEEEEEEP. - Matty Malaprop

It's Always Sunny at ROFLrazzi!

(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop