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double meaning in literalism sketchy slide tip weird - 6602009600
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Dr Mario eye gold goldeneye in literalism nintendo rare video game - 5378839296
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

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They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop

umbrella in frankenstein similar sounding literalism frankenstorm - 6729367296
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

band double meaning in link linkin park literalism name park - 4820731392
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

ä abbreviation double meaning expletive f f-ing in literalism within - 4730011904
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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

in just justin Justin Timberlake literalism similar sounding time - 5749367552
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SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop