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Is it Still an Acronym?

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The Non-Vanilla Ices

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Further proof that they are both waaaaaaaaaay cooler than their caucasian counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

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With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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STOP! Recapitulate! Listen!

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I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop

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You Otter Know the Difference

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All By M-ICE-lf

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I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop

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I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Oooh, is This the 2013 Model!?

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From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

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Iced T

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I see what you did there, Wink. - Matty Malaprop

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You Should Have Read the Fine Print!

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I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

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