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30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

With all the chaos going on in the world, Twitter can be especially exhausting these days. It's like an endless river of bitterness and anger. But once in a while, if you manage to escape the current and rest along the bank, you can come across a heartwarming picture of a cat, or a dumb dad joke, or that clever quip you wish you'd thought of first. We can't get enough of those funny tweets that don't demand a lot brain energy. Hopefully this compilation of Twitter winners will fill your day with good vibes.

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Don't get me wrong, I love every anecdote you tell... but sometimes it takes me a little while to absorb them. - Matty Malaprop

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Worst Valentine's Day Gifts People Received

Valentine's Day rolls around once a year to either throw the world's hopeful romantics into a lustful frenzy full of promise and loving gifts and positive energy, or it can push other folks into a misery-drenched state of loneliness unlike anything they normally experience on a daily basis. It's a highly commercialized "holiday." Many people end up digging deep into their bank accounts, and dishing out the big bucks on fancy meals that would otherwise never be considered. Obviously, this year's a bit of a curveball for everyone. Like, can you even get into a restaurant in the first place? And if you decide to go that route for the Valentine's Day date, is it really something that you're comfortable with considering the circumstances of this tumultuous time? Outside of that though, the process that can go into trying to get your special someone a meaningful gift can be a nerve-wracking one, riddled by self doubt. All this pressure can build up over whether or not you're actually getting something that they'll appreciate, or if you're just unknowingly digging yourself a deep hole because you failed to get them something that reflects how well you know them, and how much they mean to you.

Maybe, there's all this momentum around Valentine's Day because of the sea of sappy Rom Coms we have available at our disposal. Romantic movies can end up contributing toward this overriding narrative that you need someone to be happy, and if you end up with that special someone, you're obligated to provide them gifts on Valentine's Day. Who knows? To each their own. Everyone will naturally do it a little different.

With respect to this AskReddit thread though, we have people sharing the very worst of the Valentine's Day gifts that they've ever received. Can you imagine just being in the same room as someone who was receiving one of these gifts? The amount of awkward silence that must've ensued after some of these gift exchanges, must've been palpable. I mean, hey, you live and you learn. Sometimes you end up fully committing to a gift for your partner that you've deluded yourself into thinking they'll like, and not completely loathe. 

We can all fall prey to bouts of well intentioned confusion. If you're lucky you'll be able to get away with a wipeout on a Valentine's Day gift by riding the "it's the thought that counts" wave. Because at the end of the day, it really is. If you have an agreement with your partner where you guys are game with giving each other Valentine's Day gifts, then it's really up to the both of you to not be too critical of one another when the gift exchange part of the process rolls around. Or, maybe the silly banter and roasting of each other is one of the funnest parts of the whole situation. All in all, we hope that these Valentine's Day gift fails make you feel a little bit better about any unfortunate moments you've experienced on Valentine's Day.

People describe the worst Valentine's Day gifts that they ever received. | wacht 3y Once ordered my girlfriend flowers didn't arrive (or were stolen porch so gave her delivery confirmation instead not as funny as thought would be.
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These 35 Intentionally Inappropriate Valentine's Day Cards Are So Terrible They're Actually Amazing

The comedic relief present in these delightfully vulgar Valentine's Day cards is the perfect companion for anyone even slightly sickened by the glaring commercialization meets sappy romantic comedy-tainted nature of this 'holiday.' Picking out a decent card that doesn't involve you sacrificing your self-respect alongside a bouquet of overpriced roses can be a whole lot easier if you pull something from this rag tag crew. Trust me bro (or maybe don't), you'll get some points for attempted crack at keeping it light and humorous. If it ends up buzzkilling your night and failing to put a smile on his/her face though, don't say I didn't warn ya.

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Nostalgic Memes From The Olden Golden Days

We're all prone to spontaneous fits of nostalgia where we find ourselves mentally entrenched in reliving the days of our youth. You know, the days when you could fearlessly stomp around your home, and then be humbled by the profound pain of a LEGO block that decided to implant itself in your foot? These nostalgic memes are sure to strike some chords. Check out some more nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids over here

A quick list of nostalgic memes to bring you back. | Kids these days will never know ultimate thumb destroyer GameofLoans DURACELL 100% DURACELL POWERCHECKTM
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Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

The world of Tumblr is filled with rabbit holes and strange, yet hilarious observations about this strange thing we called existence. If you haven't gotten lost in a Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't really a color, or maybe fallen down a different rabbit hole that was all about the scary monster plant that is Kudzu, then you clearly haven't really lived yet. 

A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team
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A Hodgepodge Of Memes To Protect From Boredom

Not much in life is certain. But at least memes are always here for us in times both good and bad. And they really come through when the boredom hits. See for yourself.

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Twitter Thread: Croatians Don't Play Around With Their Toothpaste

If you think that you're out there taking your dental hygiene seriously, you are very wrong. One quick look at this ridiculous Twitter thread about how Croatians handle their toothpaste will enlighten you. It's absolute madness. 

A Twitter thread about how ridiculously big Croatians' toothpaste containers are. | Tea @dreampai1 Wait, so telling places other than Croatia, y'all don't have toothpaste sold buckets didn't know this solely local thing
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44 Hilarious Tinder Profiles We'd Definitely Right Swipe On

Just when you thought modern day dating was utterly doomed, we come across this collection of particularly humorous and likable individuals. 

There is also this list of Tinder Conversations that are hilarious and horrendous at the same time. Also some Tinder Moments worth encapsulating into a listicle and as well as these plain old tinder screenshots

Funny Tinder profiles that we would definitely right swipe on. | Person - 00000 Verizon 2:07 AM 70% Done X) Beth, 23 41 miles away Active 13 hours ago Sometimes wonder mattress stores stay business. They're everywhere, but average adult buys mattress like every 7-10 years? With high overhead costs and infrequent sales could they be making profit? Like Chewbacca Defense DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. If have an answer, please message immediately. | Watermelon - Katie, 24 104 km away hear like bad girls bad
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Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

This fun Tumblr thread takes a quick look at some iconic moments in the history of the internet that could likely make civilizations that are thousands of years old, still laugh. Some things are just funny no matter what kind of societal conditioning you've had. Check out another interesting moment from Tumblr with this thread about "Thomas the Pain Engine."

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48 Tasty Meme Treats For Restless Eyes

Need a break from crushing responsibility and existential dread? We've got just the thing. This gallery of memes, which range from dumb to mildly clever, is the perfect distraction from life's numerous woes. They won't fix your problems, but we can pretty much promise that they'll improve your mood. 

Funny random memes, relatable memes, dumb memes, nerdy memes | IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY SEE 2 CLOWNS STARING AT EACH OTHER | going my room after starting political argument at dinner table Kingsman
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Totally Random Tumblr Tidbits Of Pure Golden Proportions

Oh boy, the brilliant yet ever unpredictable minds of Tumblr never cease to amaze us. If you haven't fallen down a rabbit hole on Tumblr yet, amidst your days of exploring the vast expanse of the online world, have you really lived? Maybe not. These Tumblr gems certainly provided a welcomed boost to the Thursday. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about some girls that discovered unequaled joy from a pumpkin patch.

A collection of totally random yet funny moments from the world of Tumblr | krisadilli get comfortable with people start using them as pillows and foot rests themindprobe get used as pillow or foot rest feel loved ashton-irwin-belongs am both these people Source: krisadilli 599,937 notes
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Karen Goes Through Angry Mental Gymnastics Over Parking Space

The parking lot can bring out the very worst in someone. People can get all kinds of nasty, territorial, and straight up entitled over a parking space. In this case, we have an angry Karen who went out of her way to hassle an employee who was just trying to start up their work day, over a parking space that was rightfully their space to begin with. With that being said, picturing the look of pure and unadulterated rage on Karen's face when the manager closed the door when she was in the middle of her temper tantrum is enough to make one's heart glow with satisfaction. 

Karen goes through a series of angry mental gymnastics over a parking space.
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True Treasures From The Scottish Twitter World

Oh yes, good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down. You can really get a taste of the Scottish culture in their tweets. We don't necessarily always understand what they're talking about, but that also might be the best part. If you enjoyed these Scottish twitter gems, check out some more over here.

A collection of funny tweets from the world of Scottish Twitter | Andrew @A_Beveridge1398 Wits script with curry sauce after ye leave ten minute turns into Yankee candle
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A Bunch Of Memes To Improve Your Monday

Happy Monday, fools. Before you submit to the grind and get back to your responsibilities, we recommend scrolling through this hefty batch of memes. They may help your disposition. But really, at this point, either way you've got nothing to lose.

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