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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but looking at you now, I really think you should have gone with the flesh-tone line... - Matty Malaprop