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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop

Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

You guys might want to cut back on the staring... girls like her don't usually enjoy fanatical sidelining chickens. - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop