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That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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By tonis
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You guys might want to cut back on the staring... girls like her don't usually enjoy fanatical sidelining chickens. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop